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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.

IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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calumsbeanie:

watermalum:

u kno who’s cuter than calum

not me

calums dick is cuter tbh

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